July 2011
12 posts
Dedicated to my excellent friends Vincent and... →
An article highlighting the trials and tribulations of being ethnically damned to a life of glow. My favourite line:
As everyone takes their ninth shot, we clutch onto our third, wondering when we stumbled past the fun buzz part straight into the starring role of The Hangover III.
10 Lessons As Sung By Ja Rule →
I’ve lived in New York for over 9 months now and yet i’ve only just found out that ‘half and half’ milk is not the same as ‘semi-skimmed’, it is in fact half milk and half cream.
No more half and half.
Dayum
Miss
Hilton
Things Americans Say And English People Repeat
I can’t. No seriously, I can’t.
Words. Cannot.
Legit.
Dallah slice.
Things that have not helped me quit smoking include, but are not limited to:
Nicorette patches/gum/anything The Cigarette-Count app Price of a pack equaling the annual GDP of Burkina Fasso Sounding (and starting to look) like Dot Cotton
Attempt no.383298243 to quit smoking: eat a grape each time you want a cigarette. Ben says it works.
Baiii cigarette.
